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— Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I’m so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I’m dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you’re a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let’s go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I’m screaming in…
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“Jacob: Oh hi there! I’m a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)” It had me LOL’ing.