Fuck NO Twilight!: Life's a BITCH, deal with it.: Twilight Books 'Summary'.

Life's a BITCH, deal with it.: Twilight Books 'Summary'.

— Book 1. Twilight:

Edward: Hey.

Bella: OMG, I’m so silly. And horny.

Edward: Yes. I’m dangerous. I sparkle.

Bella: OMG you’re a vampire!

Edward: Yes. Let’s go play baseball.

James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.

Edward: Roar.

James: Omnomnom Bella.

Bella: OMG I’m screaming in…

12 April 2011 • reblog: aquamarinish • twilight